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If you would like me to get a hold of you, use the deal over here on the left.

If, however, this is a matter of even scant importance (e.g. "Hey are you that guy who makes gin?" or, "Dude, my brother's wife's cousin is a dishwasher! Want me to hook you two up?"), please feel free to contact me directly. I assure you, this text block will be deleted as soon as I tire of the incessant prank calls. 

Patrick Burke